You find yourself down at the club. But this is not your average city watering hole. They only let you in if you let yourself in. If you have to ask, you are sent away. Your friend who you plan to meet tonight gave you the rundown, so you're good right? The place is down a steep set of stairs in a dimly lit alley. Ahead is what appears to be a solid metal wall set into a brick edifice. At the top of the wall, a light brighter than the rest of the alley illuminates the entrance where stands what might be the largest man you've ever seen.

The man appears not to notice you. Nervous, you nearly ask him if this is the entrance, but you catch yourself and approach the door with false bravado. Reaching the wall, you perceive no visible cracks or joints indicating a movable object. Sweat forms on your brow as you reach for the handle which is so flat it seems like a drawing. You grab the handle and push down. Nothing happens. You try again with no luck. You start to shake as the guard side-eyes you and you notice him subtly shift his stance.

Thinking fast, you quickly switch you your grip and pull the handle up instead. The handle spins 45 degrees and you step back as the outline of a door appears in the wall around the handle. The door slides aside and an array of dancing lights drifts out as if in a cloud. You hear no sound, but get the sense that life and livelihood is just ahead of you. Trying to play it cool, you smile and shake your head. "Gets me every time", you say aloud studiously ignoring the guard. You notice his posture reset. as you make your way into the colorful lights and the door slides shut behind you.